My Random and Useless Top Five List No.5

AMERICAN IDOL MOMENTS I'M WAITING TO SEE:

1. When Paula falls off her chair.

2. When Simon and Randy ignore the fact that Paula has fallen off her chair.

3. When Simon and Randy introduce a handpuppet to replace Paula who has fallen off her chair.

4. When no one notices that Simon and Randy have introduced a handpuppet to replace Paula who has fallen off her chair.

5. When the handpuppet get his freak on, starts calling himself
'The Kaj' and leaves the show to pursue an acting career.