Introducing: Advice Column Mr.Parrot-Buddy - style

Once a week my favourite comedy value handpuppet Mr.Parrot-Buddy answers your burning questions about life as only he can. The rule is 'ask anything, expect nothing'.

QUESTION OF THE WEEK:

Dear Mr.Parrot-Buddy I'm afraid I might
be addicted to caffeine. What should I do?
Sandie

MR.PARROT-BUDDY HAS THE REPLIES:

Damn girl, Sandie!
You gonna make me late from my best gal
Little W's whacked out party! And you know that
crackden aint gonna stay supplied all night if you know
what I'm saying ho. Just cook that rice bitch!
And you better start getting used to seeing those
RedBull-fairies, because Rome wasn't built in a day and stuff.
Bird is out.

[DISCLAIMER: Mr.Parrot-Buddy is an angry and ignorant bastard of a handpuppet who has enough problems to call his own to care about yours. But if you still want to bother him with your questions, you can do so by emailing him blog_thebananas@yahoo.com ]