Advice Column Mr.Parrot-Buddy - Style

Once a week my favourite comedy value handpuppet Mr.Parrot-Buddy answers your burning questions about life as only he can. The rule is 'ask anything, expect nothing'.

THIS WEEK'S QUESTION:

Dear Mr.Parrot-Buddy, I suffer from
chronic fatigue, what can I do about it?
Couchpotato by email

MR.PARROT-BUDDY HAS THE REPLIES:
Damn Couchpotato, just take a nap bitch!
Even a loopy farm animal knows how to get
his freak on when it's fo sizzle time. You don't
see me going all miaow miaow, moo, moo,
cha caa, cha caa, do you?

What?

Bird is out.


[DISCLAIMER: Mr.Parrot-Buddy is an angry and ignorant bastard of a handpuppet who has enough problems to call his own to care about yours. But if you still want to bother him with your questions, you can do so by emailing him ]